chickpeasandboysenberrypie:

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

youcancallmepookiebear

Taylor talking about being protective of Selena Gomez

celeryandhummus:

thank you, pretty little liars gods, for having the four main characters fight over boys 0 times, judge each other’s sexuality 0 times, call each other “bitch” 0 times, act jealous of each other 0 times, say something negative behind each other’s backs 0 times

aristo-kitty:

fuckyesquidditch:

theybuiltastauteofus:

I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.

See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.

Don’t have that problem with quidditch.

phoenixwrong:

caramelbunnies:

smile-and-press-on:

abitofabadass:

for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”

you mean

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bless kim possible

and lets not forget the villain was COMPLETELY useless without his badass female “sidekick”

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WALKING OUT OF AN EXAM

ohgodbenny:

howdoiputthisgently:

FRESHMAN YEAR:

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SENIOR YEAR:

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I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE.

causeyouwerelookingoverme:

Dumbledore: DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE???

Harry: NO, I SWEAR

Dumbledore: IF YOU DIDN’T, THEN WHO DID?

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