do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
Taylor talking about being protective of Selena Gomez
thank you, pretty little liars gods, for having the four main characters fight over boys 0 times, judge each other’s sexuality 0 times, call each other “bitch” 0 times, act jealous of each other 0 times, say something negative behind each other’s backs 0 times
I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.
I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.
See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.
Don’t have that problem with quidditch.
for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”
bless kim possible
and lets not forget the villain was COMPLETELY useless without his badass female “sidekick”
WALKING OUT OF AN EXAM
I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE.
Dumbledore: DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE???
Harry: NO, I SWEAR
Dumbledore: IF YOU DIDN’T, THEN WHO DID?